Roommate Rant

"GeorgeyBoy" (georgeyboy) 01/11/2015 at 18:54 • Filed to: None

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My roommate got really drunk last week and lost the keys to his car. Any normal person would solve this problem. All he has to do is get the spare keys that are at his parent's place.

Nope, he's been bumming rides off me and his girlfriend s . Meanwhile there's a perfectly running insured car sitting outside my place right now, full tank of gas as well. This is pretty similar to the 3 months he went without a phone because he was too lazy to activate the old phone I gave him.

blackchair > GeorgeyBoy 01/11/2015 at 18:56

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He needs to be cut off.

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > GeorgeyBoy 01/11/2015 at 18:58

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My suggestions.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > GeorgeyBoy 01/11/2015 at 18:59

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Moral of the story: don't have a roommate that you refer to as your roommate. Friend, girlfriend, both fine. But you never want to live with somebody who is just a roommate, or even worse, a wife.

Brian Silvestro > GeorgeyBoy 01/11/2015 at 19:00

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When my roommate lost the keys to our room, instead of just getting replacement keys, he waited 3 solid months before doing anything about it.

"No, I'm not leaving my door unlocked for 8 hours all day. I keep my stuff here."

GeorgeyBoy > blackchair 01/11/2015 at 19:01

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I like him. He just has a strange unrealistic way of thinking.

PS9 > blackchair 01/11/2015 at 19:02

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Yes, from all of his body parts. With this.

GeorgeyBoy > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 01/11/2015 at 19:04

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Haha, I guess I should mention he is my friend. He's just really lazy, and naturally lucky. He's a fun person to live with and I guess more fun to observe the situations he gets himself in.

GeorgeyBoy > Brian Silvestro 01/11/2015 at 19:08

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Haha yeah, I've had a similar situation. I'll just say it ended with a call from security about a guy trying to break in.

Brian Silvestro > GeorgeyBoy 01/11/2015 at 19:09

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sounds reasonable

MultiplaOrgasms > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars 01/11/2015 at 19:09

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Does he own a pre-1995 Ford?

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > GeorgeyBoy 01/11/2015 at 19:11

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As long as he doesn't become a wife, you're probably okay.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > GeorgeyBoy 01/11/2015 at 19:33

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Next time he asks for a ride, drive him straight to his parents